Beachside boo-boos

GIVE us a break! We spent almost five days

together. Naturally, a few embarrassing moments

were bound to happen. Okay, not just a few but a

handful. So what? We had a good laugh. Maybe you

can laugh with us.

Fly high

Noontime and nothing to do, Tammy, Jason and Pam settled back to watch a

noontime show beauty pageant. Came the Question-and-Answer portion.

Host: Kung may magic carpet ka, sino ang isasama mo at saan kayo

pupunta?

Contestant (with conviction): Ang best friend ko. Pupunta kami sa

napakagandang tanawin tulad ng garden.

Though the three spent looong minutes rolling on the floor, shrieking with

laughter, that wasn’t enough.

They are still laughing to this day.

Bounce

"Ain’t No Mountain High Enough" was playing on the telly. Jason jumped up

(in his 6-ft glory), grabbed one of the sheets and started bouncing on the

hotel bed, reenacting the scene from "Stepmom" while Tammy and Pam

watched on. A few lines later, Jason hit his head on the ceiling and fell on the

bed groaning. They all laughed for another good five minutes, with Jason still

nursing his head.

Dinner at Hey Jude

Maui touched her head and said, "Dude, I have something on my hair."

Pam replied, with a dead serious look on her face: "Oh my God, you have a

worm on your hair."

Maui, looking panicky, asked Jules to accompany her to the bathroom.

"I was only kidding," Pam shouted after them.

Turned out Maui did have something on her hair. Bird poop.

MTV Mongolian dinner

Pam stood up to get a bottle of mineral water from the bar. Her sarong fell

off and she flashed everyone.

Weeds are not scary

Tammy announced loudly, "Takot ako sa seaweed." Everyone else looked

at her, looking confused. Oh. She meant jellyfish.

Bury his wounded pride

Jason dug two holes in the sand. Pam watched as he buried himself up to the

elbows. Jason realized he was stuck and asked for help. Pam laughed,

thinking it was a joke. Jason started screaming. Pam asked him if he was

serious. He started cursing, getting a bit more hysterical. He finally freed

himself from his sand trap and ended with a sheepish look on his face.

First night at Hey Jude

Things got heated up. Or rather, one man got heated up. He stood up,

pounded his chest and shouted, "You want a piece of me? You want a piece

of me, huh, mother f——r?!" The man was promptly ignored.

Who let the dog out

Our resident eventologist drank a little too much and started dancing with a

dog. We mean that literally.

Lost and found

While the others were already in their rooms resting, Nick, Pam, Jason, Sir

Mon and Marco stayed out one night and had too much fun. They had so

much fun that they got lost going back to the hotel. They walked way past

Pearl of the Pacific and started laughing when they realized they were lost,

making it even harder for them to find their way back.

"I have a map here," Pam gasped, sitting down to search for it in her bag. It

wasn’t there--and they started laughing again. They finally got home minutes

later--exhausted from all the walking and laughing.

Caveat: Too much laughter may be dangerous to your health. One

correspondent is now 2bU!’s resident fartmeister.